She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She'll be coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain when she comes

Singing I will if you will so will I
Singing I will if you will so will I
Singing I will if you will
I will if you will
I will if you will so will I

She'll be wearing next to nothing when she comes
She'll be wearing next to nothing when she comes
She'll be wearing next to nothing
She'll have had a damn good stuffing
She'll be wearing next to nothing when she comes

She'll be moaning she'll be screaming when she comes
She'll be moaning she'll be screaming when she comes
She'll be moaning she'll be screaming
Or am I only dreaming
She'll be drinking down my semen when she comes

I'll be calling her a traitor when she comes
I'll be calling her a traitor when she comes
I'll be calling her a traitor
And now I think I hate her
She'll be using a vibrator when she comes

Though it may yet be a while before she comes
Though it may yet be a while before she comes
Though it may yet be a while
On my face you'll see a smile
I'll be ****ing her with style until she comes