Song Parodies -> John Don't Sleep Tonight
"Lion Sleeps Tonight" Based on the performance by Tokens
"John Don't Sleep Tonight" Parody by Don Fout
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, you need to hear the tale
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, you need to hear the tale

So, Here's the tale, Here's the tale,
Here's the tale, Here's the tale,
Here's the tale, Here's the tale,
Here's the tale, Here's the tale,
Here's the tale, Here's the tale,
Here's the tale, Here's the tale,
Here's the tale, Here's the tale,
Here's the tale, Here's the tale,

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom
John Bobbitt sleeps tonight
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen
Lorena grabs a knife

Whack away, Whack away,
Whack away, Whack away
Whack away, Whack away,
Whack away, Whack away
Whack away, Whack away,
Whack away, Whack away
Whack away, Whack away,
Whack away, Whack away

As he lay there he realized
That there was something wrong
He had feelin's he'd lost some feelin's
And his thing was not as long

My weenie's gone, My weenie's gone,
My weenie's gone, My weenie's gone,
My weenie's gone, My weenie's gone,
My weenie's gone, My weenie's gone,
My weenie's gone, My weenie's gone,
My weenie's gone, My weenie's gone,
My weenie's gone, My weenie's gone,
My weenie's gone, My weenie's gone,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, that hurt so bad
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, that hurt so bad

Now, in the hospital they are tryin'
To put his thing back on
And as he looks back on his love life
He wonders, "Is it all gone?"

Or will it work? Will it work?
Will it work? Will it work?
Will it work? Will it work?
Will it work? Will it work?
Will it work? Will it work?
Will it work? Will it work?
Will it work? Will it work?
Will it work? Will it work?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Now you've heard the tale
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Now you've heard the tale
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MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
mike - June 09, 2023 - Report this comment
forgetful jones forgets the day they 1st met NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT JACK GRUNSKY

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