When the moon's out
I'll pork you in between your cheeks
And pay you fifty dollars each
'Cause y'all were real

And when you head out
I'll play the tape on the TV
So my own mother watches me
After her meal

If I find skunks,
Well how lucky can I be!
So call me Flower, b!tch, we'll get off
At the zoo

I'll find some beaver
Well, I know it's gonna be a very
Beavery escapade
After you

And why would I go hungry while I
Got some feeding from some whores
If she's a man, find a crocodile
And feed it with his dong

And in the office
Well, my coworkers should see
The massive fvcking we can do instead
Of work

When it costs money
For the oral sex you do, then
I suggest you drop your prices,
And your skirt

When mom comes home
Then I surely guarantee
The fun you'll have because she'll beat you
'til it hurts

And when she's old
I know it ain't stopping me
Because I'm horny like a toad
When I'm with her

At first we fvcked right on our bed
And then it moved down to the floor
Where all the cats and dogs who walk it
Won't be when we fvck some more

Bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump, etc.

I'm not lonely,
Because I'm eating from your slit
And after I'm done eating, wait,
I won't be through

The things i'm dreaming
Well, you know the type of dreams
That only sex charged fools like me
Can ever get

When we go out
We can fvck right here in public
In the Wendy's or McDonalds
Of your choice

And when we get home,
If we aren't arrested then
Then we can start our fvcking
All over again

Then we can start our fvcking
All over again

I'll squirt 500 trillion or so
Sperm cells straight into your slit
Then we can talk about it later
While we're doing it again

Boom Boom Boom Boom, Boom Boom Boom Boom, etc.

(Repeat most recent version of chorus)