"You're getting older, losing your hair
Not that pretty now
Remember when you used to be good looking
But your good looks turned to nothing

Now I will stay out till quarter to three
I'll tell you what for
You just don't please me, cause you're so ugly
So I'm banging whores

I am older too
But I still have all my good looks, unlike you

You are important, you cook my food
Only you can do that
But with our sex life, well you're out of luck
Cause I will be screwing some slut

But your enjoyment, Ill see to that
Dildos give you more
if you don't like it, you can just suck it
Cause I'm banging whores

Well over all the years now, you have gotten just so disgusting
That aint good my dear
Your bodies gone too
You make me not want to
lay a hand on you

Try to divorce me, go right ahead
See where that lands you
You'll be grubbing money like the average bum
Better off to stay with me hun

Now I still love you, that I cant change
But you are a bore
Now you wear pampers, I use viagra
So I'm banging whores
"