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Song Parodies -> Cow Sugar
"It's the true story of a man who snuck into Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo at night and decided to have a little tete-a-tete with Daisy, the cow of the Farm-in-the-Zoo, and the police caught him. Radio station WLUP DJ Jonathan Brandmeier interviewed one of the policemen involved with this, and made comments like, ""It's the cow! She's a floozie!"" and such, and wrote his own song about the incident. However, I have mine."
"Went one day down to Lincoln Park Zoo, Daisy the cow gave a seductive
""moo,"" Knew right then that it would be all right, To have fun with Daisy just around midnight. Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a young calf should. A-huh. Daisy makes cold human blood run hot, Keeper of the zoo screaming that I should be shot! Must I be just cause it feels all right, Humping on old Daisy just around midnight? Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a brown cow should. A-huh. I bet your mama was a pure Holstein, And all her boy friends were bulls so mean. I'm no rancher but I know what I like, Too bad the pigs caught me just around midnight. Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like a brown cow should. I say moo, moo, moo, moo! How come you, how come you taste so good? Moo, moo, moo, moo!Just like a, just like a brown cow should! Moo, moo, moo, moo! Yeah! " Your Vote Counts
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