Song Parodies -> Cow Sugar
"Brown Sugar" Based on the performance by Rolling Stones
"Cow Sugar" Parody by The Great Satan
"It's the true story of a man who snuck into Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo at night and decided to have a little tete-a-tete with Daisy, the cow of the Farm-in-the-Zoo, and the police caught him. Radio station WLUP DJ Jonathan Brandmeier interviewed one of the policemen involved with this, and made comments like, ""It's the cow! She's a floozie!"" and such, and wrote his own song about the incident. However, I have mine."
"Went one day down to Lincoln Park Zoo, Daisy the cow gave a seductive
""moo,"" Knew right then that it would be all right, To have fun with Daisy
just around midnight.
Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like
a young calf should. A-huh.
Daisy makes cold human blood run hot, Keeper of the zoo screaming that I
should be shot! Must I be just cause it feels all right, Humping on old
Daisy just around midnight?
Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like
a brown cow should. A-huh.
I bet your mama was a pure Holstein, And all her boy friends were bulls
so mean. I'm no rancher but I know what I like, Too bad the pigs caught
me just around midnight.
Ah, Cow sugar! How come you taste so good? (A-ha) Cow sugar! Just like
a brown cow should.
I say moo, moo, moo, moo! How come you, how come you taste so good?
Moo, moo, moo, moo!Just like a, just like a brown cow should! Moo, moo,
moo, moo! Yeah!
"
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mike - April 16, 2023 - Report this comment
this does not have anything 2 do with the d angelo song of the same name
mike - April 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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