Song Parodies -> Rudolph The Orange Penis
"Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer" Based on the performance by Robert May
"Rudolph The Orange Penis" Parody by Chelsea
The results of a bored 9th grader.peni is my version of penis plural to make it go with the song (peen - eye)
Rudolph the orange penis
had a very shiny head
and if you ever sucked it
you would even say it grows (Like pinocchio!)
all of the other peni
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor rudolph
join in all the sex filled games
then one steamy christmas eve
santa came to play
rudolph with your penis so bright
wont you be my slave tonight?
then all the peni loved him
as they shout orgasmicly
rudolph the orange penis
you'll go down on santa's knee!
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