Rudolph the red nosed rein queer
Had a very shiny bone
And if you ever saw it
You would say it's hard as stone

All of the other rein queers
Used to laugh and say he's gay
They'd never let poor Rudolph
Play in any threesome games

Then one frosty Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your dick so bright
Won't you pork my wife tonight!

Then all the rein queers fucked him,
As they shouted out with glee!
Rudolph the red nosed rein queer,
Will "go down" in history!