"Schlap my schlong get over here
Drop your kecks expose your rear
spread your arse now daddys here
Now scream

I leave burning entities
the STDÆs you cannot see
till my cock has emptied in your rear

So come on let me spread and maim you
Let me spread and maim you

Dick's too short for you to ride
So grab yourself another guy
Heaven knows your brother tried
On chair

Separate your hand from schlong
Come and slip into a thong
The rubbers on so don't be long
IÆm bare

So come on let me spread and maim you
Let me spread and maim you

The karma sutra; I know pages
And also my cock lasts ages
Your see through pants and your fuzzy pubic hair

Little Bo Pete has raped his sheep
He popped a cherry, fell asleep
The ewe is wet but the ram was sweet my dear
Your mind gets turned
By the women whoÆve spurned
But we're all homophobics, shit packinÆs absurd
You're tried all your teachers and you dads in drag
so youre gonna end up like another fag!

So come on let me spread and maim you
Let me spread and maim you
Let me spread and maim you

He may keep wood which is outta sight
But he donÆt pump rear and comes in mound tonight
touching the place where my weiner grows
You gotta pump guy before you take the blows
So pump kin

Let me spread and maim you
Let me spread and maim you
so come and Let me spread and maim you
Let me spread and maim you
Come in come in come in come in
pumpin pumpin pumpin pumpin
jizzinÆ jizzinÆ jizzinÆ jizzinÆ chin!
pump on pump on pump pump on
jizz on jizz on jizz on jizz on John"