Song Parodies -> My Bonnie
"My Bonnie" Based on the performance by Public Domain
"My Bonnie" Parody by Chewey Stewalls
This was written by a friend Nick R. I tweaked it to the version here. I would be interested if anyone wants to add more verses to this tune.
My Bonnie lies over the ocean. My Bonnie lies over the sea
My Bonnie lies over the ocean. Oh bring back my Bonnie to me..

My Bonnie laid down in the bedroom. and offered the fruits of her love
She asked me to put on a rubber. All I found was an old rubber glove

Bring back. Bring back. Oh bring back my Bonnie to me. Repeat

My Bonnie she once joined the navy. She wanted to sail all the seas
The Admiral paid her to screw him but she swallows all sea men for free

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My Bonnie once dated a barber. The two were a wonderful match
Till he whipped out a comb and a razor and shaved all the hair off her snatch

BBBBBBMBTM. BBBBBBMBTM

My Bonnie was born in Wisconsin. Her breast are as ripe as you please.
But when I went down on my Bonnie. It tasted like ripe cheddar cheese

BBBBBBMBTM. BBBBBBMBTM
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