Song Parodies -> Teenagers
"Teenagers" Based on the performance by My Chemical Romance
"Teenagers" Parody by Craig Sparks
They’re gonna fuck up your mum,
And stick their cock up her bum
Then make a baby come out of her.

Because they love all the sex,
And be just like Posh and Becks,
So they can boast about it at school.

‘Cause they just love to get laid,
With all the money they’re paid,
because you’re mum is a prostitute.

They’re gonna read the sex books,
And don’t get much nice looks,
Another baby to take care of.

They said all teenagers shag the living shit out me,
They are all shit, god damn it guys, don’t you see,
So take off your clothes,
Or strike a sexual pose,
Maybe they won’t all rape you, just me.

The boys and girls in the bed,
The gangbangs hurt them till dead,
Maybe they want to be a virgin.

But if their pussy’s are hurt,
She’s got tits under that shirt,
They’ll give them cum for the things that they did.

They said all teenagers shag the living shit out me,
They are all shit, god damn it guys, don’t you see,
So take off your clothes,
Or strike a sexual pose,
Maybe they won’t all rape you, just me.
Woaaah, yeah.

They said all teenagers shag the living shit out me,
They are all shit, god damn it guys, don’t you see,
So take off your clothes,
Or strike a sexual pose,
Maybe they won’t all rape you, just me.
All together now.

Teenagers shag the living shit out me,
They are all shit, god damn it guys, don’t you see,
So take off your clothes,
Or strike a sexual pose,
Maybe they won’t all rape you, just me.

Teenagers shag the living shit out me,
They are all shit, god damn it guys, don’t you see,
So take off your clothes,
Or strike a sexual pose,
Maybe they won’t all rape you, just me.
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