"Oh, I guess youÆre wondering how I knew
About SteveÆs pushing up BrendaÆs stool
ôNot Brenda again, heÆs done her before!ö
Well listen to this, youÆll want to hear some more
It took me by surprise I must say
When I heard he did her like a gay

DonÆt you know that I
Heard It Through The Grapevine
Steve did Brenda in the behind
Yes I
Heard It Through The Grapevine
And it made him feel so very fine
Honey, honey yeah!

An experienced girl ainÆt supposed to cry
But SteveÆs tool is really quite the size
Entering her was pure agony
But for Stevie-boy weÆre talking ecstasy
He should have told her himself
She should try it with someone else

Instead I
Heard It Through The Grapevine
Steve did Brenda in the behind
Yes I
Heard It Through The Grapevine
And it made him feel so very fine
Honey, honey yeah!
"