Fuckin' about
uptown by myself and I was only 49
I sat there, licking my backside and there she was
like Britney Spears
yeah
there she was
like Fleetwood Mac

I smell sexy Rebecca here
who's that snogging in my charm
Don't you see her checkin' out CDs in my trousers
well, mama this properly was a dream
well mama this properly was a dream

Yeah

Fuckin' around
talking to myself about weight loss, nature, and PG Tips
hopin' this will last
and there I am like Pete Doherty yes there I am
like Chad Hugo

I smell my arsehole tomorrow night
who's that camping in my seat
who's that singin' Sex Pistols hits in my Mercedes
well I need some company
well mama I need some company
Yeah

I've been snogging Rebecca here
Don't you sing her Bill Cosby
She won't know who Bill Cosby in my guitarist
Mama, this hopefully was history
Well, Mama this hopefully wasn't me