Song Parodies -> Cunnilingus
"Dominique" Based on the performance by Gus Gus
"Cunnilingus" Parody by Hypocritpotamus
For girl watchers and lesbians alike. The sex of this person is unknown.
I am pink.
I do stink.
I'm giving head to someone I hate.
Tired of sucking
Tired of doing it with the opposite sex.
I wish I was so strong.
So I could lick girls.
And I could get in their thongs.
Eat the wettest girls in the world.
Eat the wettest girls in the world.
I have kept my face glazed.
And now I want to get a taste
Of her natural juices.
I have been dormant.
She her bush glisten.
My loins have been burning for so long
I wish I had cum on my face.
And give you all a great big smile.
Take off your thongs.
Eat the wettest girls in the world.
Eat the wettest girls in the world.


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MICHAEL - September 09, 2021 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
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from the opening tip it was realized that theese were not the same sonics chicago had seen in game 1
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