Got a little jizm, jizm, jizm
That pit-a-pats through my balls;
So darn persistent,
The day isn't distant
With two homos jerkin' in bathroom stalls
Comin' in the morning
Without any warning,
And splattered on my face for the rest of the day.
I'll have to suck up to it
Someday, and fuck up to it.
I hope he listens when I say:

Masturbating with him,
Then stick a cock up your rear!
Masturbating with him,
I'm all a-queer.

When a mess you're making!
The neighbours want to know
Why were always jerkin'
Our cocks together.

Each morning I get up ready to cum -
Start a-frotting,
Never stopping -
To find at night my cock completely numb.

I know that
Once it wasn't worth shit -
But now you're doing wrong;
When you start to jerk it
I'm so unhappy.

Won't you take a day off?
Decide to run along
Somewhere far away off -
And make it snappy!

Oh, how I long for a man to rub cocks with all night!
Masturbating with him,
And have a nice long cock fight!