There's a girlfriend callin'
on my Samsung, being boned with 2 left balls
And I should not grow up
how did I know her now, well
take a fat bag at the porno's fag
Love to shag this old brunette
how do I love her so much
so richless bitches are so good

Sometimes I dream about it
where are U now
leavin' me alone with David Bowie

I heard I go Southern, and kiss this bird
wherever my old guy hits his willy
Love to shag this old whore
How did I score more fucking drugs
Radio is playin' 'Freebird'

Busted once again
where I see her these days
if I can go somewhere safe

Well 35 days I'll see in
this French fucker
well, I see thats no big deal

Love to shag this French guy
he is buff, so I'll be nice
Guys to gitches ate me hard

Love to shag more French maids (Bonjour)