Some girls desire love..
Some desire jewels...
Some of which were playboy bunnies..
How about that?
They think they look so nice with their pink glamour purse..
But the truth is for them being beautiful is indeed a curse..
You have heard of Marliyn Monroe..
She was quite a babe you know..
Well she was the first playmate..
Unfortunately she passed away..
Before she could make it to 40.
Ever heard of Jane Mansfield?
She was quite a hot tammole.
I'll set the record straight
She was another dead playmate..
She was another dead playmate..
You know Dorothy Stratton..
She was Babs from Animal House..
She also passed away in her thirties..
Another dead playmate, it's a shame..
Several others came after here..
Poor girls.
More dead playmates...
Latest victim was that dame Anna Nicole..
What was she like? You don't want to know!
All those playmates are dead, deceased..
They're all up and gone, up and gone..
They all passed away, they're all dead.
They're all dead i'm telling you..
That's something you should know..
Everyone knows those playmates are dead..
Don't believe me? Ask Hugh Heffner. He knows.
All those girls are dead, dead playboy girls.
They're all in heaven or maybe hell..
Those poor girls, they used to be alive..
Now they're dead, now they're dead..
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
She was another dead playmate..
They are all dead playmates..
What do Marilyn, Jane, Dorothy and Anna have in common?
They were all playboy cover girls and they barely made it 40.
They were all quite so beautiful, but beauty comes with a price..
Is there a curse involving these girls? The answer is yes!
The playboy centerfold curse!
They're all dead, all dead..
They are all dead playmates..
Hot tammoles baby!
They are all dead!
All deceased!
Dead as a dodo, I declare!
Beautiful and had such great hair!
Like to pose in their underwear!
So the story goes, they all passed on..
They left this earth, they're all gone..
From Marilyn to Anna Nicole..
All of them are dead babes..
What do these babes have in common?
They are all dead playmates!
They are all dead playmates!