Song Parodies -> I'll Be A Slave
"Let's Misbehave" Based on the performance by Cole Porter
"I'll Be A Slave" Parody by MHJ
One of the best stanzas Cole Porter wrote during his career was: "They say that spring / Means just one thing / To little lovebirds. / We're not above birds! / Let's misbehave." Well, you just can't top that. So here's a just-for-fun parody.
Juggling more than one career
Not for me
Want a change of atmosphere
Need Plan B
Most important problem is that I have to pay for food!
Seems I'll spend my life just getting well-screwed.

I worked all day
For little pay
But now I've no jobs.
... I'll give out blowjobs!
I'll be a slave.

Just wait and learn
How quick I'll turn
From blameless bent boy
To shameless rent boy!
I'll be a slave.

I used to tell old trolls
With pedo-goals
To fuck off.
Now that I'm sad and broke
Each fat, old bloke
I'll suck off!

Unlike these slobs,
My part-time jobs
Were so sporadic.
I'll suck some dad-dick!
I'll be a slave.

I'll just ignore
Those 'anti-whore'
Christian campaigners.
I'll sell my 'anurz'!
I'll be a slave.

I'll offer 'mouth'
And 'go down south'
For seven quid, ya?
I'll risk Chlamydia!
I'll be a slave.

For just a few quid more
I'll let them gore
My butthole.
For any more than that
It doesn't matt-
-er what hole!

So to prevent
My flow of rent
From getting stagnant,
I'll get bum-'pragnant'!
I'll be a slave!!!
Download the midi here:\'s%20misbehave
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