"Early mornin, i wake up, (early mornin, she wakes up)
scratch, scratch, scratch all night long.(knock, knock, knock on the door)
It's time to spray them,drive me wild,(it's time for make-up, perfect small)
I should have used a condom(it's what you've all been waitin for)

They did some damage, (lost in an image..)
i need some cream,(in a dream..)
wait, i just can't seem to get enough.(but there's no one there to wake her up..)

And my world starts spinning (and the world keeps spinning..)
and it keeps on itching but tell me...(and she keeps on winning, but tell me..)
what happens when it stops? (what happens when it stops?)
(here i go)

Itching my body (isn't she lovely )
is out of this world.(this hollywood girl..)

I always think... (and they say..)
Where's my spray can?(she's so lucky)
where's my cream?(she's a star)
and i itch, itch, itch with (but she cries, cries, cries with)
both my hands (her lonely heart)
thinking...
If there's something itching there at night,(if ther'es nothing, missing in my life..)
then why don't these creams work alright.(then why do these tears come at night)
(ouch, ouch, o-o-ooch) (that little thing britney does..)
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