Song Parodies -> Foreplay Longtime
"Foreplay/Longtime" Based on the performance by Boston
"Foreplay Longtime" Parody by Burnley Sad Acts
Woop! I Love this song! I thought Id parody it. Fortunate name cos i dont have to change it to make it funny!
Its Been such A long time
I think i should be coming
Cos Ma Parents dont wait for me wait for me
They'll Just come home
Come ON
Get that body moving, YEAH
Youve got to keep on doing that thing
And Ill be done in no time
Theres maybe something i could takee
We didnt take our time
We kept movin fast
Dont forget about me cos ive had blast
And ill call you again
Want noone more
We'll do it on the bathroom floor
Yeah Yeah Didnt Take A long time
Didnt take a long time
Yeah I get so Horny
When I am Around you
But when we grind
Yeah When We grind
The sex it ends all too soon
Bad Times
And memories that remind Me yaahhh
Im trying to forget your good
And go buy sum viagra
Ill last longer. You belive me?
We didnt take our time
We kept movin fast
Dont forget about me cos ive had blast
And ill call you again
Want noone more
We'll do it on the bathroom floor
This Time took A Long Time
Yeah it took A long TIMMMEEEE!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Its Now Such a long Time!
I Now Enjoy My coming
Ma Parents Now Wait 4 Me
Considering Im 18
There a Long Ermmgghhh
You gotta stay in time with ME
Its like your in your wildest dream
And I may never End it
Im just Taking My time
Im still Movin fast!
Taking My time
OOOOHHHH Just movin Fast
AAAAAAAAHHHH Juswt movin Fast
OOOhhhhs and Ahhhss

story of teenage sex and viagra.
Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
Meets the pacing
of the original: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
 
Voting Results
Pacing: 5.0
 
How Funny: 4.0
 
Overall Rating: 4.0
 

Total Votes: 2
Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 2   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 3   0
 
 1
 
 1
 
 
 4   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 5   2
 
 1
 
 1
 
 
User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Captain Camp - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
its alright, =D
111111111111111111111111111111111111 - December 30, 2022 - Report this comment
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MIKE - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
ITS ALLRIGHT =d
MIKE - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE FIGHTER RELAY
MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment
SWIM TEAM RACE

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.