"I wish that I'd, be in the sky
At the awesome Mile-High Club with a babe
She'd let me in, where has that been
At the awesome Mile-High Club with a babe

So many girls are wide open
I bet that only two are virgins

I wish that I'd, be in the sky
At the awesome Mile-High Club with a babe

It would be cool, me as a fool
To go off onto Hawaii to get laied (hint, hint)
I'd go to France, and have a chance
Get a woman who's not hairy, on the plane

Pull my pants, you'll be surprised
There's a new term to Mile-High

I wish that I'd, be in the sky
At the awesome Mile-High Club with a babe

I'd get layed, for what I payed
The girls, they look like what I dreamed
Oh the joy, for one 15 year boy
Hope I don't get an STD

We would be so happy you and I
Not everyday that you can get screwed

I wish that I'd, be in the sky
At the awesome Mile-High Club to screw
At the awesome Mile-High Club to screw
At the awesome Mile-High Club to screw"