Song Parodies -> Painful Sex
"Car Underwater" Based on the performance by Armor For Sleep
"Painful Sex" Parody by Craig Sparks
Believe the news, my cock's so big,
Fuck up your mum, no one will know how to wank me,
Pick up my clothes I left for you,
You can't have sex with me, you can't get on top of me so don't try.

I'm in a bed, lying naked right next to you,
Kissing you, I just want to lick you out,
Why don't you care when I say I won't die for you,
It hurts more than having your balls cut off.

I'm in a bed, lying naked right next to you,
Kissing you, I just want to lick you out,
Why don't you care when I say I won't die for you,
It hurts more than having your balls cut off.

Please go slower, make it longer,
It's not you, just me, no one will know how to wank me,
Leave now, please do, I am shagging,
Somebody else, you can't get on top of me so don't try.

I'm in a bed, lying naked right next to you,
Kissing you, I just want to lick you out,
Why don't you care when I say I won't die for you,
It hurts more than having your balls cut off.

I'm in a bed, lying naked right next to you,
Kissing you, I just want to lick you out,
Why don't you care when I say I won't die for you,
It hurts more than having your balls cut off.

Don't get on top of me,
‘Cause I am not okay,
It is all my fault, please forgive me.

Don't get on top of me,
‘Cause I am not okay,
It is all my fault,
Don't forget,
Don't forget,
Don't forget me.

Please look back, please look back into my eyes, don't let me go,
Please look back, please look back into my eyes, don't let me go,
Please look back, please look back into my eyes, don't let me go,
Please look back, please look back into my eyes.

I'm in a bed, lying naked right next to you,
Kissing you, I just want to lick you out,
Why don't you care when I say I won't die for you,
It hurts more than having your balls cut off.

I'm in a bed, lying naked right next to you,
Kissing you, I just want to lick you out,
Why don't you care when I say I won't die for you,
It hurts more than having your balls cut off,
than having your balls cut off,
than having your balls cut off,
than having your balls cut off,
than having your balls cut off,
than having your balls cut off.
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