Song Parodies -> Deep Purple Tool
"Deep Purple" Based on the performance by April & Nino
"Deep Purple Tool" Parody by Principal Andy Rooney & 'Friend'
As sung by now incarcerated actor Jeffery Jones to his female porn star.
"Ooooh, ooh
Ooooh, ooh
Ooooh, ooh
Ooooh, ooh

When my deep purple balls
Make a mess upon the walls
And the liquid starts to tinkle
In the sack
Girl, I miss both your mammaries
Your legs, arms and your sweet booty
Breathing your name while I jack

In the cell of the night
As I hold my dick real tight
Though you're gone, I will be beating like a fool
And as long as I beat my meat
I'll cream for your precious teat
Here with my deep purple tool

When my deep purple balls
(Girl, Spoken: When your deep purple balls)
Make a mess upon the walls
(Girl, Spoken: Make a mess upon the walls)
And the liquid starts to tinkle
(Girl, Spoken: And the liquid starts to tinkle)
In the sack.
Girl, I miss both your mammaries
(Girl, spoken: Boy, you miss both my mammaries)
Your legs, arms and your sweet booty
(Girl, spoken: My legs, arms and my sweet booty)
Breathing your name while I jack
(Girl, spoken: Breathing my name while you jack)

In the cell of the night
(Girl, spoken: In the cell of the night)
As I hold my dick real tight
(Girl, spoken: As you hold your dick real tight)
Though you're gone, I will be beating
(Girl, spoken: Though I'm gone, you will be beating)
Like a fool
(Girl, spoken: Like a fool)
And as long as I beat my meat
(Girl, spoken: As long you beat your meat)
I'll cream for your precious teat
(Girl, spoken: You'll cream for my precious teat)
Here with my deep purple tool
(Girl, spoken: There with your deep purple tool)

And as long as I beat my meat
I'll cream for your precious teat
Here with my deep purple tool

Ooooh, ooh
Ooooh, ooh
Ooooh, ooh
Ooooh, ooh
(Fade out)



"
It's tough to have a purple tool in prison.
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