Song Parodies -> Deep Purple Tool
"Deep Purple" Based on the performance by April & Nino
"Deep Purple Tool" Parody by Principal Andy Rooney & 'Friend' As sung by now incarcerated actor Jeffery Jones to his female porn star.
"Ooooh, ooh
Ooooh, ooh Ooooh, ooh Ooooh, ooh When my deep purple balls Make a mess upon the walls And the liquid starts to tinkle In the sack Girl, I miss both your mammaries Your legs, arms and your sweet booty Breathing your name while I jack In the cell of the night As I hold my dick real tight Though you're gone, I will be beating like a fool And as long as I beat my meat I'll cream for your precious teat Here with my deep purple tool When my deep purple balls (Girl, Spoken: When your deep purple balls) Make a mess upon the walls (Girl, Spoken: Make a mess upon the walls) And the liquid starts to tinkle (Girl, Spoken: And the liquid starts to tinkle) In the sack. Girl, I miss both your mammaries (Girl, spoken: Boy, you miss both my mammaries) Your legs, arms and your sweet booty (Girl, spoken: My legs, arms and my sweet booty) Breathing your name while I jack (Girl, spoken: Breathing my name while you jack) In the cell of the night (Girl, spoken: In the cell of the night) As I hold my dick real tight (Girl, spoken: As you hold your dick real tight) Though you're gone, I will be beating (Girl, spoken: Though I'm gone, you will be beating) Like a fool (Girl, spoken: Like a fool) And as long as I beat my meat (Girl, spoken: As long you beat your meat) I'll cream for your precious teat (Girl, spoken: You'll cream for my precious teat) Here with my deep purple tool (Girl, spoken: There with your deep purple tool) And as long as I beat my meat I'll cream for your precious teat Here with my deep purple tool Ooooh, ooh Ooooh, ooh Ooooh, ooh Ooooh, ooh (Fade out) " It's tough to have a purple tool in prison.
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