Song Parodies -> Teenage Druggy
"Teenage Dirtbag" Based on the performance by Wheatus
"Teenage Druggy" Parody by Josh 2
"SheÆs a druggy
And I wanna take drugs with her
Her computers a dell
Damn school ends in half an hour
Oh how she ducks
Into her alley
But she doesnÆt no what I am
And she doesnÆt want to share her crack with poor me

Coz im just a teenage druggy baby
Yeah im just a teenage druggy baby
Cum take cocaine with me please baby

SheÆs a master dealer
And she brings a gun to skool
And sheÆd give me some
Crack if she new the truth
She lives on my block
And she likes her pot
But she doesnÆt know what I am
And she doesnÆt want to share her crack with poor me

Coz im just a teenage druggy baby
Yeah im just a teenage druggy baby
Cum take cocaine with me please baby

Yeah druggy, no she doesnÆt want to share her crack with poor me
Yeah druggy, no she doesnÆt want to share her crack with poor me

Man I feel so
It's prom night and I am queasy
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know what I am
And why does she want to share her crack with me

Coz, IÆve got 2 ounces of cocaine baby
Cum take it now and donÆt say maybe
IÆm just a teenage druggy baby like you

Yeah druggy, no she doesnÆt want to share her crack with poor me
Yeah druggy, no she doesnÆt want to share her crack with poor me
"
if u like this then email me at lardy_dar_hahaha@hotmail.com and i can showu some other of mi work. also look at whatfreaks.com and search for josh 2.i have also got some parodies under the name josh intil i found out the already existed

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mike - January 25, 2022 - Report this comment
here we go
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