Song Parodies -> Big Motherfucker Polka
"Polka Your Eyes Out" Based on the performance by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Big Motherfucker Polka" Parody by Scotty Dangerously
I fuck the girl I love
I fuck the girl I love
Yes, I wanna make love
Don't fuck easy, it's true
I fuck the girl I love
Yes, I fuck the girl I love
Yes, I wanna make love
Don't fuck easy, it's true

You you you you you you you you
Are the one I am gonna fuck
You you you you you you you you
Are the one I am gonna fuck

The Fuck Shack is a little old place where
We can fuck together
Fuck Shack, baby
(Fuck Shack, baby, Fuck Shack)
Hey!

Fuck in the ass (hey!)Fuck in the ass (hey!)
Fuck in the ass, fuck it up

I am gonna fuck her
I will fuck her tonight
For a hot sensation
She never sucked a dick
And she thinks it just makes her sick
Oh shit, I fucked too much
I haven't fucked enough

We fucked all day
My penis squirts the semen away
We fucked all day
It's unbelievable
(Oh!)

I'll fuck you, baby, I'll fuck you, baby
I can fuck you in the morning
I can fuck you in the night
I can fuck you when you let me fuck you
Yodel-ay-ee-hoo!

Fuck all night
For tonight
Let's hold hands
And fuck when we feel we can

The fuckin' fuck is your chance to do the fuck
Do it, baby
Do the fuckin' fuck, do the fuckin' fuck
Do it, baby
Do the fuckin' fuck, come on and do the fuckin' fuck

I fucked in the pie
Put a hole in the pie three inches wide
Look so fucked, make a smart man lie
I fucked the pie-yi-yi
Woo!

Drum solo!

I fucked you hard(Oh yeah, I fucked you hard)
I really fucked you hard(F-U-C-K you hard)
I fucked you hard(Oh yeah, I fucked you hard)
I really fucked you hard

Hey, I won't fuck anybody else
When I come to fuck you all for myself
Oh, I won't fuck anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no, fuck no

Fucking you very hard really feels good
It's the sex I'd like to have all night
Fucking you very hard really feels good
I've come to fuck you by the side

Oh fuck it!
If you feel so lonely, (yo!) I'll fuck you
Spread out your legs when I come to fuck you
Fuck fuck baby
Fuck fuck baby...I fucked your mother
Fuck fuck baby
Fuck fuck baby, for tonight
We're gonna fuck, fuck baby!
Hey!
Al Pacino's character, Tony Montana, in the movie, Scarface, would say "fuck" 200 more times than I would in this parody.
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MIKE - March 21, 2020 - Report this comment
F**K THE GIRL I LOVE F**K SHACK F**K ME IN THE @ss FIR A HOT SENSATION IT'S UNBELIEVABALE F**K U F**KING SAND MAN F**KING F**CK I F**KED THE PIE I F**KED YOU HARD F**KING FEELS GOOD F**k F**K BABY AND THEESE ARE THE END OF MY F**KING SONGS SO YOU SHOULD ALL GO HOME AND SHUT THE F**k UP
MIKE - April 04, 2021 - Report this comment
WHAT R THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING
MICHAEL - April 04, 2021 - Report this comment
ICE ICE BABY
mike - May 07, 2022 - Report this comment
paintbrush
MIKE - May 27, 2022 - Report this comment
REDS RUN OUTTA PAINT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH 2 MAKE A LINE AND HAS 2 GO BACK 4 MORE
MIKE - July 08, 2022 - Report this comment
REDS RUN OUTTA PAINT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH BLAP 2 MAKE A LINE AND HAS 2 GO BACK 4 MORE
mike - September 17, 2022 - Report this comment
reds heading back 2 get more blap oh look at the screen uhhhhh oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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