Though I have a taste for the Japanese
My heart truly lies with a young siamese.
Yeah, real girls are great; yeah, I can't complain.
But it's no dumb blonde that I'm tryin' to gain.
Other men call my tastes sick or crap
But my babe is on my lap, yeah,
She's purrin' here on my lap.

Seems a cat is the woman I'd give the world to.
I'd show her a good time every day at noon.
She's a burmese cat but I never knew
Once she'd show those white pantsu, boys,
She'd wear white paw-print pantsu.

One day it all clicked and I wanted more
And started dialin' up a hooker at the old pet store.
I said "Call me Master. Whet my appetite.
"Climb into bed, Miss Kitty, for a splendid night."
I was lappin' up her milk, gave her a kiss or two
When I swear I heard her mew, boys,
And that is when I knew...

That a cat is the woman I'd give the moon to
We meet in her hotel room every day at noon
They say that it's a human girl that I should lick
But she's purrin' there on my d**k now.
There's a hairball on my d**k.