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Song Parodies -> Beaver
"Seether" Based on the performance by Veruca Salt
"Beaver" Parody by ND Perhaps the first song parody about lesbian love written by a man.
"Beaver is either wide or tight
Beaver is either brown or light I try to eat her with my white teeth I tried to palm her with my hands I tried to vibrate all of her glands, yeah. Chorus: Can't bite her beaver (beaver) Can't bite her beaver (beaver) Can't bite her beaver I can't eat her 'till I'm glazing 'round the mouth, yeah. Beaver is neither dick nor balls Beaver is the center of her all I tried to pour some sugar on her I tried to make her shout I tried to press her onto my mouth. (Repeat chorus) Keep it down, cum and water Wanna make her taco my fodder Oh it is not smooth like other girls', But I know how to receive her. Oh it is not smooth like other girls', But she's a buck-toothed beaver. Beaver! (Repeat chorus 2X) " Your Vote Counts
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