BUDDY WITH THE FUCKIN NUB

I took a double take,
Out on the interstate,
When he shook that thing at me.
So I followed him down the old dirt road,
Just to she if that thing could pee.
I said it's mighty hot,
Here in the parking lot,
How would you like a beer?
He said I'm glad you asked,
But I'll have to pass,
Cause only ladies are allowed in here.

Cause I'm ya buddy with the fuckin nub,
Getting pussy is what I love.
I like to use it when I'm making love,
I fill the big ones up with my nub.
And I'm a damn pornographic fool,
When women see it they start to drool,
At any honky tonk or roadside pub,
I'm ya buddy with the fuckin nub.

Now it looked so inviting, so damn exciting,
To 2 women in a limousine,
They were gone for days, and then he came back,
With tales of how they screamed,
Rode um hard, and hung um up to dry,
That's what he had to say.
He don't worry bout his reputation,
Cause he was just born that way.

Cause he's ya buddy with the fuckin nub,
Getting pussy is what he loves.
He likes to use it when he's making love,
He fills the big ones up with his nub.
And he's a damn pornographic fool,
When women see it they start to drool,
At any honky tonk or roadside pub,
He's ya buddy with the fuckin nub.

Cause I'm ya buddy with the fuckin nub,
Getting pussy is what I love.
I like to use it when I'm making love,
I fill the big ones up with my nub.
And I'm a damn pornographic fool,
When women see it they start to drool,
At any honky tonk or roadside pub,
I'm ya buddy with the fuckin nub.