Song Parodies -> No Hos
"No Scrubs" Based on the performance by TLC
"No Hos" Parody by Below Average Dave
Well, this was one of my first parodies ever, not sure why I'm submitting it, but you can Hear it for free at badave.com
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A Ho is a girl that thinks she's fly
and is also known as a Hustler
(Hustler, Hustler)
Always talks about who she fucked
and just waits for a desperate ass

So (no) I don't want your pager
(No) I don't want you giving me head
and (No) I don't wanna fuck you nowhere
(No) I won't let you near my bed and no

I Don't want no Ho (No Ho No Ho)
a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me
Hanging on the broad street side
of some New York Drive
Trying to flash her titties

I Don't want no Ho (No Ho No Ho)
a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me
Hanging on the broad street side
of some New York Drive
Trying to flash her titties

(A Ho's checking me and I know she's kinda cheap
cause all she wants to do is deep throat me
Cause I'm just getting gas
While She's staring at my ass
Can't give no Hooker my cash
So No)

So no I don't want your pager (Yeah)
No I don't want you giving me head
and No I don't wanna fuck you nowhere
No I won't let you near my bed and no

I Don't want no Ho (check It)
a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me
Hanging on the broad street side (uh uh)
of some New York Drive (New York Drive)
Trying to flash her titties

I Don't want no Ho (No Ho uh uh uh uh)
a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me
Hanging on the broad street side
of some New York Drive
Trying to flash her titties

(If you make your cash at the truck stop)
Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you
(If you think your body is worth selling)
Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you
(If you have a boy but you looking for toys)
Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you
(Wanna get with me, take my money OH NO)
I Don't Want No Hoooo

(Noooo--Hooooo) No Ho
(Noooo--Hooooo) Nooo
(Noooo--Hooooo) Hoo
(Noooo--Hooooo) NO HO

I Don't want no Ho (No Ho)
a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough
from me (no Dough from me)
Hanging on the broad street side
of some New York Drive
Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash her titties)

I Don't want No Ho
a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me
Hanging on the broad street side
of some New York Drive
Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash in titties)

I Don't want No Ho
a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me
Hanging on the broad street side
of some New York Drive
Trying to flash her titties

I Don't want No Ho
a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me (From ME)
Hanging on the broad street side
of some New York Drive
Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash her titties. . .no)
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