Song Parodies -> Don't Go Chasing Bootie Calls
"Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls" Based on the performance by TLC
"Don't Go Chasing Bootie Calls" Parody by Lionel Mertens
A horny brother gazing out at the hotties
Staring at the one that he wants to touch
If at any time he's in a jam
He'll tell her a lie
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
But all the playing just ain't helpin'
At all 'cause he can't seem to keep
Himself out of lovers
So he goes out and he plays his honey's
The best way he knows how
Another brother playing ho's with out rubbers
Listen to me

Chorus
Don't go chasing Bootie Calls
Please protect the temples and the courts that
you're fused to.
I hope that you're gonna manage your ways
Or suffer a fall
'Cause I think you playing too vast

Little precious has a natural obsession
For temptation but he just can't see
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
But all he can say is baby is good to me
One day he goes and takes a glimpse
In the mirror
But he doesn't recognize his own face
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me

Chorus

I saw a wedding yesterday
But too many vows have suffered wrong
Leavin' the ways of God's life giving rays
You think because your life is ten shades of grey
I'll pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise him for the sunny days

And like his promise is true
Only your faith can undo
The many lovers you screw
Should bring your life in review
Clear blue and unconditional skies
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries

My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
Wit such a lingering strain
That it keeps 'em in the players game
Who's to blame
For playing games with your old flames
What a shame
You shoot and aim for someone else's thang
You claim to be sane
But note this day and time
Your playing should be a crime
I pray the system give you wisdom for your own mind
Dreams are focused aspirations
With hopes of comin' true
Believe in yourself
The best is up to me and you

Chorus


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Song Title Cop - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I like it, but TOS is simply called "Waterfalls."
MICHAEL - September 09, 2021 - Report this comment
yes
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MIKE - September 16, 2023 - Report this comment
I LIKE IT BUT THE ORIGINAL SONG IS CALLED WATERFALLS
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