Song Parodies -> Semi-charmed Masculine Existence
"Semi-charmed Life" Based on the performance by Third Eye Blind
"Semi-charmed Masculine Existence" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl another one of the over 500 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
fudge-packed up my hole and he's wild when his dick is so swollen
i've been away and because of his duration with just masturbation, he's all proud but i have found some things though i'll take his vile cum and snuggle too, i never really wanted to treat him like aunt sue weep on, riled things, cuz the whole q is not but a prison that divides dudes as i teach, my view's like a father's to his third: "rock your brothers' minds like a 'ho without a purse" "son, you slight, go freak joe - shake self-hate and give him your name you say's of men" i want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of mas - culine 'xistence i want something else, i'm not dissin' who is gay...or biiiii well i was told it was known i'd be matin dicks' slime and screw the holes was my bliss, my wood was packing butts of mack bears, styling all his shit is q's hooray screwing all his shit would strife me up just like self-hate we're so blocked, homos aren't found, our stuck's clock; and we lick cock jizzum to get feeling taught but when my luck struck, i took a hint cuz christ is risen - i said "fuck depending, i'm competent" i said, "now, guess i will bash what's q - i hate their lies, they defeat what's right, dude" "now, guess i'll pen a wealth of rude awakes for the men" i want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of mas - culine 'xistence i want something else, i'm not dissin' who is gay...or biiiii i would bleed to be man who's reached his quota; he's lived a healing, a godly feeling i would bleed to be straight, to know, then a lord undrawered just can't excite men die if q, the deal is they've gone blind cuz opposites ignite, it's all spite and friend, the same-sex sin, i've bed, now i'm bashing... to hell with your friggin pride-pities, you drip, you're absurd to feel alive just when you're cuddling with the guys, you're feigned and a fairy get help, you mess - insufficient guys lust the best, you're simple, let "homophobe" mask your frets so, tell me just how well you'd rate wound not by tackling nuns and he told me that i am broken as he balled mack he called out, "dude's my acquittal now!" lose yourself and just let him cut you down, you queer - just get out of your lounge and strike your fucking pride-lies, you are a flawed man locked down by your smiles you're stuck in your gall, plight's all spite guys will fuck to well their heads, their floozy plights.. i want something else....and i'm dissing who is gay and bi...and bi....and bi...and biiiii well i was told it was known i'd be matin' dicks' slime and screw the holes, and my id wants to get back there, tough gays crack me, though it's hated by my heart, i want something male Your Vote Counts
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