Song Parodies -> Rehab It Is For You
"I'll Be There For You" Based on the performance by The Rembrants
"Rehab It Is For You" Parody by Mike Hawkins
this is something I wrote, not out of comedy, but I was listening to the original and my own words took over in my head...
So no one said at eighteen you would turn to crack
you drank, you ate, ya smoked, but now you only blat*
its like being given twenty extra gears
but have a look at where you'll end up, in twenty odd years

Chorus
rehab it is for you
(cos your getting too poor)
rehab it is for you
(cos Ive been there before)
rehab it is for you
(cos i need to go there too)

pick up a ball at ten, your selling a half weight
you've got your fit pack ready, things are going great
but you cant fuck around with drugs like these
cos it wont take long before your down, on hands and knees

rehab it is for you
(cos your getting too poor)
rehab it is for you
(cos Ive been there before)
rehab it is for you
(cos i need to go there too)

No one could overthrow me
No one could make me see
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems I was the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Something to face my pain with
Make it through all the rest with
Something I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst I'm best with you, yeah

its like being given twenty extra gears
but have a look at where you'll end up,
in twenty odd years

rehab it is for you
(cos your getting too poor)
rehab it is for you
(cos Ive been there before)
rehab it is for you
(cos i need to go there too)

rehab it is for you
rehab it is for you
rehab it is for you
(cos i need to go there too)
*slang drug term for inject.
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mike - January 21, 2022 - Report this comment
ill be there 4 you
MIKE - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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