Song Parodies -> Funny Sex Faces
"Wide Open Spaces" Based on the performance by The Dixie Chicks
"Funny Sex Faces" Parody by Roswell
"Who hasn't made what I'm talking about?
Who are the quite ones, who are the ones that shout?
To let out a scream and then slowly moan
To be so damn loud, or just quietly grown

Many plead, just to have it swallowed
A young boy's dream must be followed
He puts his hand up upon her breast
As he slides in and out, his face does the rest

He's making funny sex faces
But he makes her whole body shake
Doing it new places
She no longer has to fake

He takes a break and then smiled
Wide eyed and grinning, she's not tired
But now she wants to cum again to impress
If this is what she wants, then he'll say yes

He's making funny sex faces
But he makes her whole body shake
Doing it new places
She no longer has to fake
She no longer has to fake

As he starts to dive away, he tells her, ""Grab the body oil!""
She cries out in pleasure and says, ""Make your tongue twirl""
She says, ""Move it quicker. Don't go slow!""
And just then her body looses complete control

He's making funny sex faces
But he makes her whole body shake
Doing it new places
She no longer has to fake
She no longer has to fake
She no longer has to fake
Funny sex faces
She no longer has to fake
Funny sex faces
She no longer has to fake
Funny sex faces
"
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Neil - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Very beautiful parody. Great, I like how the context falls at the right time into the meter. Another craft nicely done. Thanks.
Neil - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, I voted all 5's for you. Nicely done. I liked the "Funny sex faces" part.
MICHAEL MAREK - September 10, 2021 - Report this comment
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mike - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - November 23, 2023 - Report this comment
VERY BEAUTIFUL, PARODY GREAT I LIKE HOW THE CONTEXT FALLS IN THE RIGHT TIME INTO THE METER ANOTHER CRAFT NICELY DONE THANKS!!!!! WOW I VOTED ALL 55555 4 YOU NICELY DONE I LIKED THE FUNNY SEX FACES PART
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