Song Parodies -> Tracy (Jailbait)
"Molly (16 Candles)" Based on the performance by Sponge
"Tracy (Jailbait)" Parody by Kurt Schultz
This is my ultra-perverted rendition of a lost 90s alternative classic by Sponge
See Tracy naked in the rain
My dick gets hard I can't complain
Then her mom comes out, she's in pain
She says I saw you, yeah I saw you

I saw your dick all raging hard
Watching my daughter in the yard
She's only 16, you retard
I'll arrest you
Yea arrest you

Chorus:
Don't ask why
(don't ask why)
Don't ask why
(don't ask why)
Don't ask why
(don't ask why)
Don't ask why
Don't ask why

I was jerking off outside

I try to run but can't get far
Cause down the block is a cop car
Had me down as sex offender
I'm in the slammer
I'm in the slammer

Don't ask why
(don't ask why)
Don't ask why
(don't ask why)
don't ask why
(don't ask why)
Don't ask why
Don't ask why

I was jerking off outside

Pulled my dick out
(I was jerking off outside)
Porno mag drought
(I was jerking off outside)
I couldn't shout
(I was jerking off outside)
Jailbaaait!

Don't ask why
(don't ask why)
Don't ask why
(don't ask why)
don't ask why
(don't ask why)
Don't ask why
Don't ask why

I was jerking off outside

Now I'm a guy's bitch
(I was jerking off outside)
I once was rich
(I was jerking off outside)
The laws suck dick
(I was jerking off outside)
Jailbaaait!









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mke - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment
sponge
MIKE - June 12, 2022 - Report this comment
GO
MIKE - June 12, 2022 - Report this comment
STRAP YOUR SPONGE ON
MIKE - July 29, 2022 - Report this comment
WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MIKE - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL RUN OVER TO THE FIREFIGHTING UNIFORMS WHERE WE WILL SUIT UP THEN WE WILL JUMP ON A FIRE TRUCK THEN WE WILL HAVE TO GRAB THE HOSE THEN AIM IT AT A BURNING BUILDING THE FIRST MISERICORDIA GUY TO HIT THE WINDOW WINS
willllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddandcrazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyykkiidssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss - February 17, 2024 - Report this comment
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