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Song Parodies -> Spewman
This one practically writes itself, kids.I'm sure a million other people have thought this before.This one's funniest to sing along while the song's playing. Cornell's vocal intensity only makes the masturbatory overtones more obvious.
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Feel your wiener with your hands Stroke the wiener while you can, Spewman Skeet the jism on your wall Skeet the jism all alone, Spewman Spewman cum your wad right in your hands Beat meat, masturbate for you're a man Beat meat Beat, oh Aw, need lotion in my hands Aw, my wang is raw and red Spewman And all my friends are Onanists They beat the rhythm with their bones, Spewman Oh! mmm... Spewman cum your wad right in your hands Beat meat, masturbate for you're a man Beat meat Beat.... Beat, meat... Beat meat! Beat, with your.. Cum on, cum on, cum on... Cum on, cum on, cum on... Cum on, cum on, cum on... With your hands!!! With your hands... Cum on, cum on, cum on... Cum on, cum on, cum on... Cum on, cum on, cum on... yeah (if the 'spoons' solo doesn't sound like furious fapping, I don't know what does.) mmm...Come on and whack it off Come on and whack it off (come on) mmm...Come on and whack it off mmm...Come on and whack it off mmm...Come on and whack it off (yeah) Come on and whack it off (come on) Come on and whack it off (come on) Come on and whack it off (come on) COME ON AND WHACK IT OFF!!! Spewman cum your wad right in your hands Beat meat, masturbate for you're a man Beat meat Beat.... Beat, meat... with your... with your... ...HANDS! Feel your wiener with your hands Stroke the wiener while you can, Spewman Your Vote Counts
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