"It ain't no joke I'd like to cause a girl to choke
And teach her cunnilingus in perfect harmony
And teach a girl to just remember my big member
Hey I know it's just a schlong but it's spice for your recipe
This is a love attack I know it went out but it's back.
It's just like my gonads they retract before impact
And just like fashion it's a passion for your tongue and your lips
If you got the goods I'll come and buy it just wait til' I unzip

So don't delay act now your time is running out
Skip Regis and Kelly Live six to eight minutes, no jive
And if you swallow there may be a tomorrow
But if you can make me cum you might as well be suckin' on my cock

Twenty-five years ago you spoke out and I broke out
Of rejection and depression and alone I just stroked
You should have thrown those albums into the bonfire
Just singin' and clappin' listenin' to Eric Clapton
Then some were spellbound some were hellbound
Some they fell down and some got back up and
Then the good ones knelt down
And our kids were dippy chicks not worth a flip
I think I'll be touchin' myself when I go take me a shit

So don't delay act now your time is running out
Skip Regis and Kelly Live six to eight minutes, no jive
And if you swallow there may be a tomorrow
But if you can make me cum you might as well be suckin' on my cock

It ain't no joke when my fuckin' handkerchief is soaked
With my cum because my bathroom rights have been revoked
Yes we are broke up so choke up and focus on the close up
My lizard can't perform no godlike hocus-pocus
So don't sit back kick back and watch the neighbor guy whack
News at 10:00 your virginity's under attack
Put away your crack before your crack puts you away
You need to be there when your kid's old enough to masturbate

So don't delay act now your time is running out
Skip Regis and Kelly Live six to eight minutes, no jive
And if you swallow there may be a tomorrow
But if you can make me cum you might as well be suckin' on my cock
Might as well be suckin' on my cock
Might as well be suckin' on my cock
Might as well be suckin' on my cock
Might as well be suckin' on my cock"