Song Parodies -> Porn Star
"Some-body once told me
Hormones are gonna roll me I ain't the biggest cock in the bed Her boobs were sagging down As she layed on the hard ground With the looks, of slut, who can't give head Well, your dick starts cummin' and it don't stop cummin' Fed with parents rules then you'll have start runnin' Does it make sense not to fuck for fun? Your balls get smart but your dick gets dumb So much to lick, so much see Why not do it all for money? You never know if you don't blow You'll never reach without a ho Hey now, you're a pornstar Take your bra off, get laid Hey now, you're a pornstar Get your dick hard, get paid And all who swallow are told Only shooting blanks break the mold Earth's a cruel place, you gotta be bolder Can't get laid now wait till you get older But the media men beg the differ Judging by the holes in their girlfriends pictures The weight limit, is gettin' pretty thin The pay is getting warm so you'd better jump in My cock is on fire! How bout yours? Thats the way I like it when I'm with hoars Hey now, you're a pornstar Take your bra off, get laid Hey now, you're a pornstar Get your dick hard, get paid And all who swallow are told Only shooting blanks... Somebody once asked could that they Give me change for ass I need to Get my head away from your face I say yes, what a concept, I could Use a little booty myself and we could All try a little range Well, your dick starts cummin' and it don't stop cummin' Fed with parents rules then you'll have start runnin' Does it make sense not to fuck for fun? Your balls get smart but your dick gets dumb So much to lick, so much to see Why not do it all for money? You never know if you don't blow BLOW! You'll never reach without a ho Hey now, you're a pornstar Take your bra off, get laid Hey now, you're a pornstar Get your dick hard, get paid And all who swallow are told Only shooting blanks break the mold And all who swallow are told Only shooting blanks break the mold" Your Vote Counts
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