Song Parodies -> Porn Star
"All Star" Based on the performance by Smash Mouth
"Porn Star" Parody by Randy Kern
"Some-body once told me
Hormones are gonna roll me
I ain't the biggest cock in the bed
Her boobs were sagging down
As she layed on the hard ground
With the looks, of slut, who can't give head

Well, your dick starts cummin' and it don't stop cummin'
Fed with parents rules then you'll have start runnin'
Does it make sense not to fuck for fun?
Your balls get smart but your dick gets dumb
So much to lick, so much see
Why not do it all for money?
You never know if you don't blow
You'll never reach without a ho

Hey now, you're a pornstar
Take your bra off, get laid
Hey now, you're a pornstar
Get your dick hard, get paid

And all who swallow are told
Only shooting blanks break the mold

Earth's a cruel place, you gotta be bolder
Can't get laid now wait till you get older
But the media men beg the differ
Judging by the holes in their girlfriends pictures
The weight limit, is gettin' pretty thin
The pay is getting warm so you'd better jump in
My cock is on fire! How bout yours?
Thats the way I like it when I'm with hoars

Hey now, you're a pornstar
Take your bra off, get laid
Hey now, you're a pornstar
Get your dick hard, get paid

And all who swallow are told
Only shooting blanks...

Somebody once asked could that they
Give me change for ass I need to
Get my head away from your face
I say yes, what a concept, I could
Use a little booty myself and we could
All try a little range

Well, your dick starts cummin' and it don't stop cummin'
Fed with parents rules then you'll have start runnin'
Does it make sense not to fuck for fun?
Your balls get smart but your dick gets dumb
So much to lick, so much to see
Why not do it all for money?
You never know if you don't blow BLOW!
You'll never reach without a ho

Hey now, you're a pornstar
Take your bra off, get laid
Hey now, you're a pornstar
Get your dick hard, get paid

And all who swallow are told
Only shooting blanks break the mold
And all who swallow are told
Only shooting blanks break the mold"
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