Song Parodies -> Porn Star
"Somebody once told me the world is going to roll me
as long as I donÆt give head She was lookinÆ kind of dumb with her mouth all full of cum And a bit had sprayed on her forehead Well the guys start cumming and the wonÆt stop cumming punch her stomach and sheÆll start munging DidnÆt make sense to take it up the bum Your brain gets smart but itÆs full of cum So many to do so much to see So whats wrong taking it in the back seat YouÆll never know if you donÆt go YouÆll never get paid if you donÆt blow Hey now youÆre a porn star Give a blow job,get paid Hey now youÆre a porn star Give a hand job,get laid Your face will glitter like gold DoesÆnt matter if it tastes like mold ItÆs a cool place and they say it gets colder You will get warmer when you corn hole her But the male stars beg to differ You will get sick if you sniff her The scenes we take are getting kind of stale When you eat her out,try not to inhale Maybe you should try to be a model but you got it up the ass so much that you waddle Hey now youÆre a porn star Give a blow job,get paid Hey now youÆre a porn star Give a hand job,get laid Your face will glitter like gold DoesÆnt matter if it tastes like mold Hey now youÆre a porn star Give a blow job,get paid Hey now youÆre a porn star Give a hand job,get laid Your face will glitter like gold DoesÆnt matter if it tastes like mold Somebody once asked why I take it up the ass IsnÆt it such a discrace I said yep what a concept I think thatÆs true myself when your lifeÆs all whips and chains Well the guys start cumming and the wonÆt stop cumming punch her stomach and sheÆll start munging DidnÆt make sense to take it up the bum Your brain gets smart but itÆs full of cum So many to do so much to see So whats wrong taking it in the back seat YouÆll never know if you donÆt go YouÆll never get paid if you donÆt blow" Your Vote Counts
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