Ten years in a paper bag
People start to think that he's a fag
He's a oversexed fairy, lubricated gear
Mercedes Ruehl or maybe Norman Lear
Bottom filler up the rear
*Gaetan Dugas, a pioneer
Sell your wares and blow off school
Get a young girlfriend who looks like Jewel

A bang will do you good
A bang will do you good

So he sees a leggy lass in drag
Poster child turned out a barking nag
Canine, feline, Jerk-off fly
He'll boff anything as long as it is tied
Queenie South Bitch, she really blew
He really hoped that nobody knew
She blew her lungs overtime, you see?
But now that man really needs to pee.

A bang will do you good
A bang will do you good

[Instrumental break]

A bang will do you good
A bang will do you good

Now that he really unsheath that sword
Jack off Johnny, well he got real bored
Scully and Angel got Emmy Awards
While Billy got off on some acorn gourds
Mary's spreading her caboose from her train
And her pap smear's steaming up my window pane
Hello, it's me, no superstar
If you'd like to reach me, stretch your arms far

A bang will do you good
A bang will do you good

Hello, it's me, no superstar
If you'd like to reach me, stretch your arms far

A bang will do you good
(A bang will do you good)
I said a bang will do you good
(A bang will do you good)
A bang will do you good
(A bang will do you good)
I think a bang will do you good
A bang....

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