Song Parodies -> Any Man Of Mine
"Any Man Of Mine" Based on the performance by Shania Twain
"Any Man Of Mine " Parody by Crissie Lane How we really want a man!
Any man of mine better go down on me
Even if I'm icky, he'd still better lick me. He can stay down forever, that'd be just fine, But he had better take his time. Any man of mine says it tastes just fine When my pussy drips loosely with that strawberry wine. And anything I do or say better be okay If he's eating it the wrong way. And if I blow his mind With those queefs of mine. I wanna hear him say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah...I like it that way!" Any man of mine Better tow the line Tryin' to show me a teasing, pleasing, screaming Kind of time. I need a man who knows How cunnilingus goes. He's gotta be a head shakin', bed breakin', Tongue flickerin', finger dippin' guy... Any man of mine. Any man of mine better disagree If I say another woman tastes better than me. And if he nips it gently and it Bites him back he better say "Mmm...I like it like that, yeah!" And if I blow his mind With those queefs of mine. I wanna hear him say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah...I like it that way!" Any man of mine Better tow the line Tryin' to show me a teasin', pleasin', screamin' Kind of time. I need a man who knows How cunnilingus goes. He's gotta be a head shakin', bed breakin' Tongue flickerin', finger dippin' guy Any man of mine. Got shimmy and shake. Make the bed break. Shit! Burn! Stop! Stop! Okay go! Can't feel my toes! Lick it faster 'til Your tongue wants to break 'Til your entire face aches Keep it goin' 'til I just Can't take anymore. Come on' mother fucka! Gimme more! 1-2-3-4..uh..uh...HOO!! Any man of mine... That's right. THAT'S what a woman wants! Your Vote Counts
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