There's a book
written by the great Tolkien
read fan fiction
and it turned out a little bit odd
Now there's one foul place
Where all his works go hiding...

"Under Gandalf's Cloak"
Is what they're writing

"Under Gandalf's Cloak"

It's the latest story
There's the man they chose
Bilbo's territory
And all the things he deserves
For being such a naughty hobbit

Because of slash...
I forgot there's smart ways to write
Since Jackson's films..
I'm running out of reasons to try

When the eleventy one birthday party's over
What if they belonged..to each other?

Under Gandalf's cloak
There's the latest story
There's the man they chose
Bilbo's territory
And all the things he deserves
For being such a naughty hobbit


Under Gandalf's cloak
There's the latest story
Smaug's in pantyhose
Gimli's dad's all whorey
And all the things you'd expect
While being with an elf lord
For being with a..

I wan't to be a writter
Stole Tolkien's characters
Move 'em, slash 'em, walk 'em, breathe 'em
You know it's wierd but still it's so funny
You almost don't believe it

As every voice has fallen into silence
Throw that story in the fire!
It's like Lolita without the manners
I can't put down this fiction

"Under Gandalf's cloak"

There's the latest story
Licking Bilbo's nose
Well, it's never boring
With all the things he deserves
For being such a naughty hobbit


"Under Gandalf's cloak"
Woahhh
Oh No!
There's the man they chose
Bilbo's territory
And all the things he deserves..