Crossing a wire never seems to tire
Finally gets fried, can't say he didn't try
Kept trying to get ahead but now he's dead
Squirrels eyes are rolled back in his head

Got a taste for flesh
And it's gotta be fresh
He's a hit with the girls
The Living Dead Squirrel!

Got a taste for flesh
And it's gotta be fresh
He's a hit with the girls
The Living Dead Squirrel!

He tries to gather nuts, maybe snack on some guts
Wandering the halls looking for your...package
The girls all think he's cute and fuzzy
"He doesn't have a girlfriend, does he?"

Got a taste for flesh
And it's gotta be fresh
He's a hit with the girls
The Living Dead Squirrel!

Got a taste for flesh
And it's gotta be fresh
He's a hit with the girls
The Living Dead Squirrel!

He'll start at your toes and end at your nose
And he's finger lickin' cuz you all taste like chicken
Better run away while you still can
Either eat you raw or fry you up in a pan!

Got a taste for flesh
And it's gotta be fresh
He's a hit with the girls
The Living Dead Squirrel!

Got a taste for flesh
And it's gotta be fresh
He's a hit with the girls
The Living Dead Squirrel!

His hair is kinda wavy
And he likes his flesh with gravy
He's a hit with the girls
The Living Dead Squirrel!

His hair is kinda wavy
And he likes his flesh with gravy
He's a hit with the girls
The Living Dead Squirrel!