"I masturbate, as a schoolgirl,
Contemplates her weight,
She doesn't know, the lengths to which I grow,
Cos she ain't that old,
And I've been told
Masturbation, makes her legs unfold,
So when I'm lying in my bed,
And she's giving me good head,
It's better left unsaid,
I'm shagging schoolgirls instead,

And through it all,
She doesn't use protection,
She passes on infection,
Directly to my balls,
And then I lost control,
I thought that she would break me,
I loved the way she ate me,
She's too young after all,
Her father hates me,
I'm shagging schoolgirls instead.

When I'm feeling bleak,
And I've had no sex for a couple of weeks,
I look above, and I know I'll always be blessed with muff,
And as the feeling grows,
She's riding on my bone,
And now love is dead,
I'm shagging schoolgirls instead.

Chorus

And through it all,
She pulls on my erection,
In quite the wrong direction,
And trust me that's not all,
And then I lost control,
I thought that she would break me,
I never knew thought she'd take,
To her place after all,
Her father raped me,
Now my libido is dead........."