Song Parodies -> Changing My Religion
"Losing My Religion" Based on the performance by REM
"Changing My Religion" Parody by Dai & Jeeves
"Oh knife, itÆs sharper
ItÆs sharper for Jews, a Jew IÆll soon be
The length my dick will soon be,
Tears in my eyes,
Oh no, theyÆve cut too much, theyÆve cut it off

ThatÆs me with the Rabbi,
ThatÆs him with the big knife,
Changing my religion,
Trying to sow my dick back on,
and I donÆt know if he can do it
Oh no, IÆve bled too much,
My dick is sore to touch

I thought that I heard you chopping,
You thought that you heard me scream,
I think, I thought you bled me dry.

Every witness, every JehovahÆs Witness,
Is preaching their obsession,
Trying to keep an eye on Jews,
Who eat beef steak and lamb and roast pork
Oh no its not kosher,
Lets grass æem up

Convert to this, Convert to this,
Commit your blasphemy,
Convert to this,
The knife brought me to my knees, I wailed
What have these formalities done to my foreskin
And now IÆve bled too much

I thought that I heard you chopping,
You thought that you heard me scream,
I think, I thought you bled me dry.

That knife made me scream

ThatÆs me with the Rabbi,
ThatÆs him with the big knife,
Changing my religion,
Trying to sow my dick back on,
and I donÆt know if he can do it
Oh no, IÆve bled too much,
My dick is sore to touch

I thought that I heard you chopping,
You thought that you heard me scream,
I think, I thought you bled me dry.

That was just a scream

Dry,cry,cry,dry

That knife made me scream, made me scream, scream"
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mike - October 07, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a game called 3 alarm relay

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