Song Parodies -> Losing My Erection
"Losing My Religion" Based on the performance by R.E.M.
"Losing My Erection" Parody by Michael F. Turpen
"Mine is bigger
It's bigger than yours
And yours is not small
The lengths that mine will go to
The distance to her thighs
Oh no, I drank too much
It won't get up

That's me in the Chrysler
That's me in the back seat
Losing my erection
Trying to keep it up for her
And I don't know if I can do her
Oh, no it won't get up
It won't get hard enough
I thought that I heard her laughing
I thought that I heard her scream
I think I am going to cry

Every whisper
In every gym class shower says
I'm losing my erections
Trying to not lose my cool
Like a nerd lost in high school
Oh, no I spanked too much
It won't get up


What if all these fantasies
Come shooting to the ground
Now it won't get up
I thought that I heard her laughing
I thought that I heard her scream
I think I am going to cry

But that was just a cream
That was just a cream
"
Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site
Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
Meets the pacing
of the original: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
 
Voting Results
Pacing: 5.0
 
How Funny: 5.0
 
Overall Rating: 5.0
 
Total Votes: 1
Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 
  0
 
  0
 
  
 2   0
 
  0
 
  0
 
  
 3   0
 
  0
 
  0
 
  
 4   0
 
  0
 
  0
 
  
 5   1
 
  1
 
  1
 
  
User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

michael - July 18, 2022 - Report this comment
ohhhhhh yeah
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 - September 16, 2022 - Report this comment
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mike - July 08, 2023 - Report this comment
classmatic connection
FIRE GEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RACE - February 09, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.



Copyright 2000-2010