"When the day is long and the night,
the night is yours alone,
When you just can't get enough, shut the blinds,
and hang on.

Don't let yourself go,
make it last for a while
and everybody jerks sometimes.

Sometimes everything is wrong. Bring some good porn along.
When your date won't come back home, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
If you just can't get enough, shut your eyes,
and hang on.

Cause' everybody jerks.
Take pomane in your palm.
Everybody jerks.

Don't blow in your hand!
Oh, no. Don't blow in your hand!

When you feel like you're alone,
go, go, go, get on the bone.
You know it can't make you blind,
the days and nights are long,
When you think its gone too soft to revive,
well hang on.

Well, everybody jerks sometimes,
Everybody tries.
And everybody jerks
sometimes.
And everybody jerks
sometimes.
So, hold on,
hold on.

Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (repeat & fade)
(Everybody hurts. You are not alone.)
"