Song Parodies -> Blowjob
"Headlong" Based on the performance by Queen
"Blowjob" Parody by The Anti-Corporate Outlaw
"And you got a blowjob, you got a big blow.
And you got a blowjob, it's out of control.
And you're cummin' so strong, but there ain't no stoppin',
And there's nothin' you can do about it.

Nothin' you can do, no there's nothin' you can do about it.
No there's nothin' you can -
Nothin' you can -
Nothin' you can DO about it!

And you got a blowjob, you got a big blow.
And you got a blowjob, it's out of control.
And you're cummin' so strong, but there ain't no stoppin',
And there's nothin' you can do about it...
OH YES!

You used to be a boy with your little boy toys.
(Hoop clitty-clitty, hoop clitty-do.)
Now you're all grown up with your own sex toys.
(Hoop clitty-clitty, hoop clitty-do.)
Now you got jizz travelin' up your pipe.
Now you got AIDS, you're gonna lose your wife.
You got a VD, then it ain't so groovy.
When you're bitchin' all night, ""Where the fuck's that Triple-X movie?""

Blowjob, you got a big blow.
And you got a blowjob, it's out of control.
And you're cummin' so strong, but there ain't no stoppin,
And you can't stop shootin',
And there's nothin' you can -
Nothin' you can -
Nothin' you can do about it.

[short guitar solo]

When a big hard cock meets two wet lippies.
(Hoop clitty-clitty, hoop clitty-do.)
Soon the cum starts shootin', makes ya more than half crazy.
(Hoop clitty-clitty, hoop clitty-do.)
Ooh, now they start talkin' everywhere you go,
'Cos that wasn't a woman who gave you that blow.
There ain't no time to figure gay from straight,
'Cos reason's out the window, and it's much too late.

You got a blowjob.
Blowjob, out of control. (Yeah!)
You're cummin' so strong, but there ain't no stoppin',
And there's nothin', nothin', nothin' you do about it at all.

[guitar solo]

And you got a blowjob, you got a big blow.
And you got a blowjob, it's out of control.
And you're cummin' so strong, but there AIN'T no stoppin'.
There's nothin' -
Nothin' -
Nothin' -
You can do about it.

(Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh. Ah hah!)
(Blowjob.)
(Got a, got a blowjob.)
Blowjob!
Blow-job!
(Bojwolb, bojwolb, bojwolb.)"
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