Met a girl thought she was grand
till I found out she was a man.
Still went out for a week or two,
till my friends found out she was a dude.
They told me, "Man get a grip,
you can see her thing tucked in her slip!"
Then I started to realize,
I was going out with a guy.

A freakin' he-she Trust
A freakin' he-she la la la love
It looked like a she,
but was really a he
with black pumps and a weenie.

We made out for about an hour,
her skirt popped up looked like Sears Tower.
Had no idea she was a man.
how could a man have such sensitive hands? Oh!

I told myself maybe it's not so bad.
Our kids can still have a mom and a dad.
Then i started to realize,
I had just made out with a guy.

A freakin' he-she Trust
A freakin' he-she la la la love
She looked like a girl,
but she ruined my world
when I reached down
and touched her pee pee.

That's my story as you see.
Always make sure they're not he-she.
Now it's over but it's okay.
At least I know that I'm not gay.

A freakin' he-she Trust
A freakin' he-she la la la love
We're still good friends
and I call her now and then to say "What's up,
how are thing's going?"