Song Parodies -> Bitches
"Peaches" Based on the performance by Presidents of the United States
"Bitches" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Goin' to the brothel, gonna fuck me a lot of bitches.
Goin' to the brothel, gonna fuck me a lot of bitches.
Goin' to the brothel, gonna fuck me a lot of bitches.
Goin' to the brothel, gonna fuck me a lot of bitches.

Bitches come from a box.
They were put there by their Pops,
In a motel long ago.
If I had my little way,
I'd fuck bitches every day,
Sweat soaked titties in my face.

Goin' to the brothel, gonna fuck me a lot of bitches.
Goin' to the brothel, gonna fuck me a lot of bitches.
Goin' to the brothel, gonna fuck me a lot of bitches.
Goin' to the brothel, gonna fuck me a lot of bitches.

Tugged on her nipple with a little soft twist,
Stuffed her pussy full with my fist.
I sodomized that woman!
Poked my finger down inside,
Made a little room for my jizz to hide.
Slammed my ham into her ass for half the night.

Millions of bitches, bitches for me.
Millions of bitches, bitches for free.
Millions of bitches, bitches for me.
Millions of bitches, bitches for free.

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