"I become hard as steal
In the bed tonight
Although you keep your legs together
I try to put myself inside

Would you consider head or will you forbid
That pleasure I seek tonight?
Still I try just to fuck you
Still I try
So I guess that's why we say

Every guy has his porn
Just for every night his wife withdraws
Just for a little joy to be had, before long
Every guy has his porn

Yeah he does

I watch one with two blondes
playing from my tivo
Hear the women say, ""I just came"", ""Yes! Make me cum!""
a sleazy, ""Ohhh!""
And the thunder, As I go
Can it always feel like this?
Yet I know that if you would allow
Toys of pleasure you'll say, ""WOW!""
I guess

Every guy has his porn
Just for every night his wife withdraws
Just for a little joy to be had, before long
Every guy has his porn

Since it's been a while now
Maybe if she drinks champagne?
Cause my wife, when she wears her high heals
Pumps my blood, blood to my vein

I know if I said, ""Let's make love tonight""
Then she might say,
""Before we make love,
There better be lots of foreplay""

Yeah like, I'll ever say those words to you
so will we ever again come to screw
Wondering when you'll miss the ride
So this is what happens after a wife
I guess

Every guy has his porn
Just for every night his wife withdraws
Just for a little joy to be had, before long
Every guy has his porn
"