Song Parodies -> MAN-Bitch
This is sung by an altar boy practicing yoga.
"Yo better fuck me now
(repeat) All I need is a condom, By myself or with friends, oh yeah. Jerking off all day, I swallow what I excrete. It makes me so happy, To suck on my own dick. I've got hair on my hands, My yoga is the best. (chorus 1) My priests say, Bend down little boy. So we can grind and bump, And fuck your little rump. It's your time, To fuck and grind. You gotta learn to fuck. Except butts not cunts. When my altar-boy life bores me, I take yoga instead, yo. I learned to suck my dick. It's cool, though it may be sick. And I say, I'm just a altar boy, Who likes to do self-fucks, And with my dick I suck. It's my turn to learn to lick, And suck a priest's old dick. And tell him where to stick. Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You better bump and grind. Cuz' boy, it's confession time (reapt) I am a Man-bitch. (Repeat Chorus 1) I am a Man-bitch I get fucked out with, A dick by a man. (repeat) " Your Vote Counts
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